Home and Garden

Her upstairs has decided to make her flat into the home beautiful. I awoke this morning to find a punctured football and a large empty water bottle resting in my back garden. There was also a large pile of earth resting against my fence. She must have got YFC to dig a bit in her garden yesterday. I noted, sardonically, as I came home from work tonight that she has invested in a set of tasteful 'playboy' print curtains to embellish her living room window. There's also some kind of fussy net curtain drapery going on around said living room bay window. I can take this, I suppose, as a sign that she intends to settle into her new home.